Books I've read, in order.
La rivière à l'envers (two volumes), Jean-Claude Mourlevat
Cute and imaginative. Poetic and perfect. I wish it was longer.
Lady Chatterley's Lover, D. H. Lawrence
Oh yeah, porn! Phalluses and... women's parts. Fucking. Coming off together. And philosophy and class struggle.
If MarxPorn is your fantasy, then this book is for you.